Being Confident During Awkward Moments

One of my friends suggest that I post random stories and suggestions under the hashtag, #UnderTheMoonlightWithKP. So here we go.

(Hey by the way. I miss y’all. I’m so slack with my posts… but now that it’s summertime, I’m gonna do my best to do better.)

So every now and then, Hubs and I will come up with sexual propositions for each other. Mine earlier this week was a makeout session in the car. We had gone on a lunch date, and I had one of my new fave drinks: an extra dirty vodka martini. (It’s like 0 carbs too, just in case that matters to anyone). The restaurant we went to shakes and pours the martinis tableside, and our waiter left the shaker at our table so i could get allllll of my drink. It was amazing. I was also amazingly toasted about fifteen minutes after.

Back to the proposition… I was pretty drunk at the time of the suggestion, so Hubs was basically like 🙄 and just took me home so I could go to bed. I forgot I had even asked.

Days later (today), we pull into the garage from giving up on this festival because it was hot af. He proceeds to kiss me, and I’m thinking it’s just our normal just-because-I-love-you kind of things. But he grabs the back of my neck to pull me in, so I know it’s about to get real.

Now. I have the sides and back of my head shaved, and my hair on the top is short. I can be seen wearing wigs, faux locs, or my hair in a twist out or fro. Today, I wore a wig. A fluffy, ice-blue curly wig. It’s pretty sexy, actually.

We are getting steamy in the car, and Hubs apparently forgets that I’m wearing a wig. He grabs my hair to give it a pull… not atypical of our hot and heavy moments.

Welp. It didn’t come all the way off, but it was enough for me to have to readjust afterward.

I hope you don’t think I stopped. TUH! Nah. We kept going.

But afterwards, I did mention to him that he almost snatched my wig off. He responds, “Yeah, I noticed that…”


So during these times, I have found that the best thing to do is remain confident. Nothing is sexier than justifiable confidence.

And understand that shit happens. Queefing during sex is normal and it happens. Don’t be alarmed, and don’t let anyone make you feel like you’re gross or let it ruin the mood. Sometimes wigs and weaves get pulled. Wearing a wig during sex and he’s pulling it and you’re nervous? SNATCH THAT SHIT OFF and keep going. Feeling self conscious while getting down? Your partner knew what you looked like before y’all decided to lay down. Find and own your sexy and work. your. shit. When you’re feeling yourself and you show that nothing can bring you down, that makes the sexy mood just that much hotter.

So yeah, go handle that. Feel yourself and don’t let an awkward moment stop you from getting yours. It’s National Masturbation Month, so make sure you celebrate alone and with a partner this month.

And I came home and took that wig off. I didn’t need it getting in the way of a good hair pull.



My Personal Vendetta Against Lingerie

Y’all, I thought about buying some lingerie since it’s on sale for Black Friday and Cyber Monday and all that shit. Then I remembered my last debacle with some lingerie and I just decided not to.

This all started during my bachelorette weekend back in August. (Oh yeah. I have to share some wedding photos and a post with you guys. Hands down one of the most stressful times of my life.) My bridesmaids took me to Onyx, a strip club here in the A, and I LOVED IT. I felt like I had enough curves to rock some lingerie like those beauties in the club, so we hit up Tokyo Valentino down the street – because you know how much I love that place – and I decided to grab a sexy piece. It was all black, had metal rings around the nipples, and had straps across the breasts, sides, and ass. I wish I had taken a picture.

So we got to my maid of honor’s house where we were all having a big sleepover. I asked the girls to help me figure out how to get in this piece. Two of them were holding the straps in the supposed place where my leg should go, I’m stark naked trying to hold my tits in place, all while trying to keep my balance while we figure out the straps. We finally powered through, but I knew I was gonna struggle when it came time to wear it for Hubs.

Fast forward. I put it on for Hubs, it took about five minutes to put on (PRAISE), but it only stayed on for about five minutes after he laid eyes on it. I begged him to just let me leave it on and pull it to the side since it was such a hassle, but to no avail.

So, fast forward again, we had to wash this thing.

I SHIT YOU NOT, I sat for THIRTY MINUTES trying to untangle this incredulous ball of straps, lace, and elastic. I was sweating. I almost cried. I quit. I gave it to my husband, he couldn’t figure it out either. Fucking A. It remains in a tangled black ball of junk in my bedroom because I simply can’t.

So now I’m just pretty jaded.

I must also add that as a curvy girl with big thighs and ass, it’s a little difficult to really fit the “one size fits all” lingerie. It really doesn’t… and if you’re “bottom heavy”, not really proportional, or in between sizes (like you’re not quite in the plus sizes, but the other sizes don’t fit nicely)… you just have to experiment to find which pieces work well for you.

My main issue with lingerie, besides it being overpriced in my opinion, is that it doesn’t have much lasting power. I put it on, and my husband snatches it off within minutes. Not only that, but after a few wears and washes, the lace lingerie gets sort of ratty and such. And of course, you may never get it untangled in your life.

BUT. For you ladies who are far more brave than I, Fredrick’s of Hollywood is having a pretty good 50% off sale.

Unbound, which is quickly becoming one of my new favorite stores, is having a 30% off sale too. I dig them for their sex accessories like jewelry, condoms, lingerie, and a LOT of vibes.

Check it out, and good luck. If you have any lingerie horror stories, I would love to hear them! We can revel in the tragedy together.

Review: Nu Sensuelle Joie Bullet

So, I keep doing this disappearing ish and then I reappear.

Hey y’all.

In the last few months, I’ve had a wedding (we eloped so we finally had our actual wedding), my husband started nursing school, I started back teaching, and I’m still working full time. Needless to say, my sex life is… eh. We have to fit it in when we can.

A couple of months ago, I got The Fantasy Box, which I get every two months. This last box had a few interesting things inside, but the best item in there was the bullet vibrator. I’m always iffy about sex toys I receive in boxes, because the quality is often shit and the power is garbage. But this one? Y’ALL.

This one is called the Nü Sensuelle Joie Bullet. It’s the standard bullet size, and looks like any other bullet you can get from anywhere. BUT… there are a few specifics to this one that caught my attention.

  • It’s rechargeable. This already puts it a step above my current favorite bullet, the Iconic Bullet from Jimmy Jane. And along with it being rechargeable, it gains full power within two hours, and it’s a magnetic charger. You just connect the magnetic charger to the bottom of the bullet, and it blinks with a glow until fully charged.
  • There are 15 different settings. FIFTEEN. And they are all on the strong side… which I think is fantastic.
  • Just wanna reiterate the point that this is STRONG. If your clitoris is a bit more sensitive, you might not be too into this one. But for the ladies who require a little more power, this one is bomb.

The price runs around $20, standard for a pretty good bullet, and is sold on Amazon.

I feel like a traitor, but this one has replaced my JimmyJane Iconic Bullet as my favorite bullet. The ease of not having to change batteries and the convenience of being rechargeable is a win for me. And, it’s easy to clean, and the colors are pretty cute! They come in black, blue, pink, and purple, all matte silicone.

My recommendation? Get you one. Or two, so you can have one in your getaway bag and one at home. Either way, it’s fantastic!

Review: Sustain Post Play Wipes

I legit fell off the face of the blogosphere. And I’m not shit for it. My bad. 
BUT I’m back and I have more ish to discuss! I’ve been test driving some items and I think y’all will enjoy my take on them. Maybe.

Today, we are gonna talk about an issue that nobody wants to really address: what to do after sex or playtime. Do you roll over and go to sleep? Do you take a full shower? Do you sit there and try to pee for like ten minutes and then do a quick washup?

It’s actually recommended that you don’t simply roll over and go to sleep, and that you should urinate after sex to clear the urinary tract of bacteria to lower the risk of a UTI. But I know I personally don’t feel like hopping in the shower right after. Regardless… Sustain is a company that proudly offers natural and vagina-friendly supplies for play time. My favorite item of the bunch is the Sustain Post Play Wipes

Now, we used to just get baby wipes or something, but they aren’t made for grown up vaginas doing grown up things. Plus, they still contain lots of chemicals that I don’t need down there. These wipes from Sustain are 100% natural, made of cotton, and they also contain a natural pH buffer, citric acid, which helps your vagina keep a healthy pH. They are free from all harmful chemicals – all chemicals, actually – and have so many good things in them, such as honey, aloe, lavender oil, and shea butter.

They don’t mess with my pH and I am no longer rotating between BV, UTIs, and yeast infections due to my pH being thrown off. These wipes are soft, just moist enough without being drippy, and don’t have much fragrance to them. They’re big enough to clean up well and they actually make me FEEL clean afterward. They’re the only wipes I’ll buy now… I just got my shipment of 3 packs today which will last me for a bit. And there are 48 in each pack!!! How can you go wrong?! 

I definitely say to cop at LEAST one pack. Maybe two, depending on how you get down. Also make sure you check out Sustain’s other products; they have vagina-friendly and natural condoms, and they will have period stuff soon! 

That’s all I got for today. Carry on. I’m bout to pop this pack open. 

Review: Clitoring by Penelopi Jones



I think I have an obsession with vaginas. 

Like legit. I’ve always thought the female body was incredibly fascinating and unique. We have breasts that create food for tiny humans. We have uteri that grow these tiny humans. We have vaginas that both give us pleasure and birth said tiny humans. And, one of the most important things, we have the clitoris, which is our center for pleasure.

Did you know that the clitoris is the ONLY organ on the human body that has the only purpose of providing pleasure? The clitoris contains over 8,000 nerve endings, which is two times more than those located in the head of the penis. The clitoris is about four inches in length, and only about one-fourth is visible to the eye. The larger or smaller the clit is doesn’t make a difference in how much pleasure a woman can get from clitoral stimulation, but a woman with a more prominent clitoris and clitoral hood can easily adorn hers with jewelry and piercings if she desires, such as the vertical clitoral hood, horizontal clitoral hood, or triangle (female genital piercings will be my next post). 

Fifty to seventy-five percent of women who have orgasms HAVE to have their clitoris stimulated to achieve that orgasm. The clit is so important! 

So when I found the Clitoring by Penelopi Jones, I was instantly in love. The ring shows the inner structure of the clitoris, which reminds me of the inside of an orchid or maybe ever wings. 


Internal erect clitoris


Penelopi Jones was able to beautifully capture the essence and complexity of the internal clitoris in a piece of jewelry. The ring comes in silver, but can also be ordered in warm brass or even gold. The ring I purchased is solid silver (because that’s literally all I wear) and was everything I hoped for and more.

Penelopi was able to accommodate my little fingers, which are about a size 5 to 5.25. I waited anxiously for my package in the mail after I placed my order. When I got the little box in my house, I pulled the ring out of the little mesh pouch it was in and adjusted it. The Clitoring is made to be adjustable, which is great, but I personally don’t care too much for adjustable jewelry. I’m weird like that. Nonetheless, I sized my ring down to a size that fit my ring fingers and put it on. 

The ring is very well crafted and is solid in weight. You can FEEL that the ring is nothing but straight silver, which I love. Very shiny, a great conversation piece, and is just all around pretty. 

As you can see, you can rock the ring either way, with the clitorial glans up or down. I preferred clit up. 

While wearing, I noticed that maybe only one other person knew what the ring was of. She immediately asked me where I bought it, being a fellow sex positive feminist. I have been wearing it whenever I’m not at work, and it’s surprisingly comfortable to wear on a daily basis. 

The original adjustable silver ring retails for $122, which was totally worth it for me. The ring is adjustable from sizes 5.5 to 9.5, but at checkout you can choose smaller than 5.5 or larger than 9.5 and she will make it adjustable to a big or small enough size. There is a matching solid silver pendant for a necklace too for $132 that is equally pretty. For the less expensive choice, the warm brass goes for $95, and it gives you the look of gold without it being too bright. The gold ring starts at $475, and if you’re balling, I say go for it. I’m personally not balling like that… but if I was, I would more than likely buy that ring. 

I definitely suggest getting this ring if you are a body loving, vulva loving, sex positive, lady loving person. Or if you want to get a beautiful piece of jewelry to pay homage to the phenomenal clitoris. Check the Clitoring out at and see which one stands out to you! 
AND, use coupon code ChocCherriBomb at checkout for 15% off of silver rings and pendants! 

-K. P. 

Natural Vaginal Health Necessities

Hey y’all! Life definitely has a way of sneaking up and stealing your time… I swore I just made a post like a month ago. Apparently not.

So not much has been going on on my end besides work… and it sucks. I need to get my life back. And that’s exactly what I’ve started to do! Doing things to pamper myself and enjoy my life! For me, if my hormones are off, if my reproductive health isn’t up to par, I’m effed up. It’s not pleasant. So I like to feel pretty all over, including my sacred parts.

To kick off my new revelation, I just thought I would share my arsenal of vulva and vagina health items that help me feel spectacular. And when I tell you these items are fabulous and natural… MAN.


Ladies, your vulva is NOT made to smell like a bed of flowers, so please don’t think that is supposed to be the goal. Your vulva has your specific particular smell, and we all sweat. It’s normal. (If you have a fishy or foul odor and/or green, grey, or yellow discharge, it could also be bacterial vaginosis or BV in the absence of an STD, but make sure you see your doctor for a diagnosis)

Here we go!


The Honey Pot Feminine Wash in Normal, $5-12

First, we have The Honey Pot Feminine Wash (I reviewed the company before here). I had been using the Preggers one for pregnant women for a while, but I recently ran out so I bought the normal wash this time. The Honey Pot is a foamy wash that is made from vegan ingredients such as non-GMO coconut oil soap (or castile soap), organic lavender water, grapefruit seed extract, apple cider vinegar, and hydrogen peroxide. All of these things are bound to get you extra clean, and there’s even a slight tingle when you wash with it. Not painful, just noticeable. You are supposed to get some of the foam in your hands, and gently clean your vulva (outer genitalia) with your hands. This allows you to get familiar with your lady pars and ensures that you get yourself clean. After using the soap, just rinse off with water. I trust the company and their products, and I’ve been using this soap for a couple of years. There are variations of the soap as well, like one for pregnant women, sensitive women, women that need a little more moisture, and even young ladies. The wash comes in 2 and 6 ounces, and you can now subscribe to have it delivered to your door however often you want!


Lhamo Pantyliners, $5-6 a pack

Next up is the Lhamo Sanitary Napkins (formerly MerryLiving). I truly love this brand and their pads! I wear pantyliners daily and I don’t wear tampons, so I wanted a natural alternative to those as well as the reusable pads because they just… aren’t for me. I found Lhamo pantyliners at my local healthful store and fell in love INSTANTLY. The liners are chlorine free and are packed with all natural herbs and essential oils. There is lavender, mint (which gives you a fresh, cool feeling, especially after a shave or wax), aloe vera oil, rose oil, and houttuynia oil (which is an herb known for fighting the herpes virus). All of these babies are packed into organic unbleached cotton. The liners and pads both have the same ingredients. The pads are beneficial during that dreaded time of the month, because they help you feel and smell clean. There are daily use pads, overnight pads, and liners. You can grab a few packs from The Honey Pot’s website, or go to Lhamo’s site, where you can get starter kits or multiple packs. I went to their site and got five packs of liners, one pack of overnights, and four packs of daily use, and they were a total of $55. I’m set for a good while, and the price was great.



Box Naturals, shown in Rose. About $10 for a 12 wipe box

Box Naturals is a fantastic company who makes all natural intimate wipes. The wipes come in rose and lavender scent, and are scented with organic essential oils of each. They are pH balancing so you don’t get thrown off, and they smell fantastic without being too strong. They are perfect for after the gym, freshening up on the go, after sex, or while riding the crimson wave. To make it better, each towelette is individually wrapped and they’re just moist enough to get the job done. They’re probably my favorite wipes on the planet. As with the last two products, you can subscribe on The Honey Pot or you can buy directly from Box Naturals’s website.

While trying to get my hormones together without taking medication, I stumbled upon Moonmaid Botanicals. She makes hormone free and all natural creams and salves to be absorbed through the skin, our largest organ. The wild yam cream caught my attention, as I know that wild yam is great for my polycystic ovarian syndrome. I often have pain which we think may be due to either the enlarged ovary on the right side, or maybe endometriosis. My periods are also unpredictable, far apart, last for 7+ days, and my ovulation is a mess. I started the cream back in February, and I got my period 2/11. Im usually about 6+ weeks between each period, so I wasn’t expecting my next one until this week. I actually started spotting on 3/12 and my period was over on 3/18! I also had no cramping, no leg pain, no back pain, it was awesome! Her Vital V Wild Yam Salve is a wild yam salve that can go in and around the vagina. The mucous membranes easily absorb the salve, and it’s able to act easily on the reproductive organs. If you aren’t down for that, there is a topical wild yam cream for anywhere else on the body, and even one for men. Moonmaid Botanicals has cream for yeast infections (I want to get that so I can have it on hand), but is not to be used by pregnant or nursing mamas. LoversLube Personal Lubricant is like a creamy salve and it has all types of aphrodisiac goodies in it, such as yohimbe, damiana, muira puama, carob, coffee, and vanilla. It feels amazing due to a small addition of menthol and is actually edible due to a touch of stevia!

That’s all I have for now, and these are by far my must-haves for my vulva and repro health. They have me feeling fabulous and combined with my VCH and labia ring (I will be doing a post on my tragic history with my VCH), I feel spiffy and oh so clean. Be sure to check them out and let me know if you have any faves that you want me to add or try out!


Review: Unbound Box November 2015

So I have been getting Unbound for a few months now, but I’ve been pretty in love with them since last year. It’s a quarterly adult subscription box that always features items from the higher end brands in the adult world, such as Bijoux Indiscrets, Babeland, Crave, Love is Art, and Good Clean Love. At $65 a quarter, I think it’s completely worth every penny.

November’s box theme was Femme Fatale. Here was the teaser for the month.

Immediately, my attention goes directly to the middle. I notice this beauty from last year when it was about to launch. That’s the Crave Vesper, a vibrator that defies societal norms and doubles as a statement necklace. But I’ll get to that one in a moment.

I received my box, and couldn’t wait to explore everything! Unbound does a really good job at explaining everything that will be in the box prior to shipment, so they don’t send a reference card or sheet in the package. We know what goodies to expect.

The first thing I wanted to check out were the Sex Notes by Unbound. These were really cute, and they arrived in a black suede pouch. They are printed and individually cut, and feature nice little notes that read sexy little things like, “Kiss me hard before you go” and “I can’t stop thinking about you naked.” These are the perfect size for slipping in your partner’s wallet, under their pillow, or in a public place when you’re trying to get out of there.

Biddettes ($7.95) are cleansing wipes to be used before and after sex, which are absolutely perfect. They can also be taken on the go for a quick freshening up or cleaning your toys, and they’re fragranced with geranium and sandalwood for a nice, clean scent. They’ve been gynecologist tested and approved and are made with a hypoallergenic formula, so even the most sensitive ladies should be safe. I think the best uses for these are after fooling around just in case you’re too tired to get up and clean up, or while riding the crimson wave to tidy up. Perfect little wipes to take with you while on the go.

Next we have the Tickle Me Tickler by Bijoux Indiscrets ($10.35). I’m not really into tickling, but this was a really cute tickler. The feathers are very soft, and the tickler itself is nicely assembled. The wand is wrapped with black satin ribbon, no fraying, very light. A nice little addition to the box.

Last but not least is the Crave Vesper ($69 for the steel, up to $149 for the gold plated). I fell in love with this vibrator because I love the idea of being able to classily flaunt my sexuality with jewelry that doubles as a sex toy, and the fact that it is USB rechargeable makes it worlds better. I received the silver (or plain steel), which arrived in a cute white box emblazoned with a silver CRAVE emblem. Inside, a gray velvet pouch housed the Vesper on one side and the charging cable on the other. The Vesper is shiny steel and rests on a sturdy stainless steel chain, typically falling right at the level of the breasts. 

The power button is tiny and near the top, very easy to conceal (if you want to) while wearing it. To turn on you press once, to alternate between the speeds you press once again, and to power off you press and hold the power button. The power of the Vesper is similar to that of a good bullet, reminding me of JimmyJane’s Iconic Bullet. It’s strong enough for those who are used to bullet vibrators, but not too strong to the point of numbing your clitoris to other stimulation. There are three speeds as well as a random (I forgot if it’s an ascending or stop and start vibration), and I think they’re all great. Because it’s metal, it’s meant to heat up during use, which I think is pretty sexy. To charge, you simply twist off the top of the vibe, and connect the vibe to the special charger (the connector is itty bitty) and connect it to your laptop or other USB port. This is one of the best toys I own, and the thing is simply awesome to wear. On Crave’s site, you can also engrave your Vesper. Boss. 

The total estimated retail value of this box was $87.30 excluding the Sex Notes. This exceeds the cost of the box, so I think it’s a great deal. All of the items are useful and sexy, and they’re so great to use whether you’re alone or with a partner. Cop your subscription, man. It’s so worth it. 

-K. P. 

Review: The Fantasy Box, October 2015

Helloooooo again! 

My schedule at work has me exhausted lately! It’s INSANE! But one thing I look forward to after working a 12 hour shift is checking my mailbox when I know it’s about time for me to receive one of my boxes. October was the month for me to get one of my boxes from The Fantasy Box, and this is by far one of the best boxes I’ve gotten from them… So I just HAD to fill somebody in on it.

If you didn’t know, The Fantasy Box is an adult subscription box that has three tiers and can be monthly or every other month – LOADS of options. I chose the middle tier, which is $59 every two months, and there are items in each box for each partner, WITH suggestions for each partner on how you should use the box to fulfill the specific fantasy. 

Each box usually comes with a piece of lingerie (you let them know your sizes and your partner’s sizes) and some form of sex toy. Some are sensual, some dance around BDSM, some are role play… It’s always different.

This month, I got a sensual box. Honestly, we didn’t even get as far as checking out the instructions for each of us! As soon as I opened the box, I saw something red and silky. 

Review: Unbound Box, Strawberry Fields Box

Unbound Box was the first adult subscription box I signed up for. After reviewing it here almost a year ago, I waited a couple of months before signing up. The box is on the higher side of pricing ($65 a quarter), but it’s legit like the gourmet box of sexual goodies, and it only comes four times a year so it’s totally worth it.

This quarter, I got the Strawberry Fields box (which is now on sale so I’m completely jealous of any of you who decide to purchase it now). This box features all pink, red, and strawberry items. Being a fan of sweeter tastes and scents, I was a little iffy on how much I would like the box, but of course I was pleased. I’m never NOT pleased with my Unbound Box.

I’m gonna go through all of the items in the box for this quarter so you can see what I mean about my obsession with this box.


Obviously I got the pink one.

First, we have the Toyfriend trainer (~$20), which is a Kegel exerciser. Y’all know full well how I love my Kegels and my pelvic exercises! If you aren’t incredibly familiar with them, pelvic trainers, Kegel balls, and yoni eggs are all used to not only strengthen the pelvic floor postpartum or in the presence of pelvic weakness, but they also strengthen the power of your orgasms. They come in many shapes, weights, and variations, so you just have to figure out which one is for you. The weight on this one is nice, it’s a pretty pink color, the silicone is smooth, and I think my favorite aspect of this one is that it has a retrievable cord. The yoni eggs I use don’t have cords attached, so it sometimes requires a little effort to remove… so this little addition is pretty helpful. The design is also pretty sleek and modern, so it would be cute and not so offensive if left out in the bathroom.

Thanks Unbound for the photo.

Thanks Unbound for the photo.

Next we have the Sex Kitten feather nipple clamps (~$18). Never heard of Sex Kitten before, but I’m not disappointed that I haven’t. As soon as I took the second clamp out of the package, the feather fell off. I was a tad upset, but I was able to piece it back together for the sake of trying them on. I’ve wanted a pair of clamps for a minute and, unfortunately, it seems like my search will continue. They were simple to use and weren’t painful at all. I’m barely a B cup, so anything to dress these puppies up is appreciated. I fiddled with them in my bedroom then walked out to show my husband in the living room. His exact response:



They’re pretty cool for a fun night and if you want to try something new, but I wouldn’t expect this pair to have incredible lasting power. The sensation on the nipples is pretty great too; you can adjust how tight they are. If nipple clamping isn’t really your thing, you can tighten just enough to keep them on. If you’re into it, tighten all the way for the max amount of stimulation.

These items come looking so delicious.

These items come looking so delicious.

Next, we have the Bijoux Indiscrets Wild Strawberry Kissable Massage Candle ($20). This candle is safe enough to apply to the body as well as kiss or lick from the body. I haven’t lit this one yet, but it smells absolutely beautiful. The strawberry aroma is sweet without smelling like commercial strawberry items, just enough to be sexy. I can’t wait to light this one to see if it matches up to my other massage candles.

Pretty packaging.

Pretty packaging.

Exsens Strawberry Lip Gloss ($16.50) hails from Paris and boasts having a warming and cooling effect on the lips. It glides nicely like a normal gloss, and it shines pretty heavily. The warm-cool sensation I felt is similar to the feeling I get when I apply Blistex, Burt’s Bees, or Carmex (I figured I would address all of them, some of y’all act like you never used Carmex growing up), which is a refreshing cool feeling on my lips. The taste is sort of sweet as well, definitely not unpleasant. It can provide a cool sensation to your partners body when kissed or during oral sex. My only complaint about this one is that it’s not all natural, or even close to being natural, so I would only really use it in the bedroom during play time.



Last but never least was the Lolliphile Strawberry Basil Mojito Lollipop ($8 for four pops). I’m impressed that this was even crafted into a lollipop honestly. Lolliphile is fun and they have a vast array of lollipop flavors, from cereal milk to chardonnay to breast milk. This one tastes like cotton candy to Hubs, but like some kind of strawberry cream to me. It was tasty! Their assortment of flavors is incredibly unique. I’ve never seen or heard of these flavors being made into a lollipop. I plan to order the breast milk pops in a couple weeks… don’t judge my life.

All in all, the box was decent. It wasn’t my absolute favorite box from Unbound compared to the other two I’ve gotten, but the items were ok. My favorites were the candle and the Kegel ball, but I’m still bitter about those dang clamps. You get your money’s worth based off of the retail price of each item compared to the price of the box, and even though the items weren’t my favorite, they were still pretty good. Check out my review on the Erotic Education Unbound Box as well so you can see what else they do. And get 20% off. You’re welcome.

I’m anxiously awaiting my next box from them! Oh, and while you’re waiting on your next one, you can also hit up the Unbound Shop for limited edition boxes and other sexy trinkets. What do you think is your fave item from Strawberry Fields?


Tokyo Valentino… The New Inserection

You may remember my review of Inserection, the biggest erotic store in the southeast. It’s also one of my favorite stores to visit! They have recently transformed into Tokyo Valentino, which is an erotique… Or an erotic boutique. Fancy. 


Stairs leading to one of the sides of the upper room.

I haven’t been since they made the switch, so Hubs and I visited for our first anniversary. I was impressed; the outside looks sleek and modern, and not too much has changed on the inside. I see that more products and brands have been added to the lineup, and it seems like there are fewer DVDs. They still have the full Sliquid line of lubes,  multiple racks of lubes and erotic accessories (massage oil, candles, stimulant gel, etc), and condoms near the front. 

There are MANY toys for women throughout the store, ranging from budget to high quality. The DVD section was divided into gay and straight porn, and the straight section was pretty scattered. There wasn’t much that seemed incredibly entertaining… And the video section has moved from being in one of the upper rooms to being on the main floor. Hubs didn’t really like that there wasn’t too much for men besides the strokers, and even those were pricy for a good one ($99+). Since we are now living together he said that he also didn’t have much use for the strokers, so he just had a sort of blah outlook on that aspect. They DID have some lubes for men, lubes for anal, cock rings, and lives to keep a man harder for longer.


I hear that Gun Oil is great for male masturbation.

In the upper room where the DVDs used to be, there are not some of my FAVORITE items: BDSM necessities, Love is Art kits, and Liberator sex furniture. I literally walked up the stairs and stood in the middle of the floor with my mouth gaped open. Liberator and Love is Art are both based in Atlanta, so it only makes sense to have them there. I’ve been wanting a Love is Art kit for a couple years, and theirs at Tokyo Valentino are expansive in variety but also on pricing. I went online after I left the store and purchased one. Their Liberator furniture was pretty nice though, and they had a lot of options. 

In the BDSM area, they had a wide array of whips, floggers (leather, non-leather, fur, and with few to many falls), cuffs, and role play gear. They even had a number of items from Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Gold line, which I thought was beautiful AND stylish. There were also costumes, kits for couples play, and other romantic items like edible body dust and body painting items. I was impressed that they had so many products from Bijoux Indiscrets; I NEVER see their stuff in stores and I’ve always had to order online! 

 Tokyo Valentino still has the video booths on the lower level like Inserection did, and we actually had never been down to see what that was about… Until this week. Upon entering, the smell of bleach smacked us in the face. Not such a bad sign, I assume. Because I could have walked in like…

So admission is around $16 to the booth. You can enter as a couple or solo, and there is a booth for watching and a booth that features a hole in the wall so someone can view you. There is a “lounge” with low lighting and couches for you to relax or… Do whatever else you want to do on the couches. There are showers, and honestly I don’t know what else is there because my mind was blown by the time the guy mentioned the lounge. This is like a mini swingers spot! Hubs and I didn’t partake in any of the festivities, we just asked the kind sir at the front what type of shenanigans occurred down there.

So in short: 

– there isn’t a whole lot for men, but a hell of a lot for women and couples here

– you’ll find the best of the best here, definitely

– you can almost guarantee that you’ll find SOMETHING you’re looking for

– if you want to expand sexually and you aren’t scared of some wild ish, go to the booths

That’s all I got for tonight! Check out Tokyo Valentino next time you’re in the A, and definitely check online for some of the goodies if you can’t make it!

– K.P.