I’m Back! 

It’s been a while! Sorry folks! 

We moved into our first place, I started my new job, and I’ve been getting adjusted. Needless to say, I didn’t have a whole lot of time to write. 

Nor did I have a whole lot of drive to be intimate with Hubs. I told myself we were gonna have sex multiple times a week plus some. While that stands true, life has bogged us down to where it’s more like a duty or chore for me and it’s not as enjoyable as I would like. 

I received some advice recently: Don’t let anything or anyone get in the way of enjoying your spouse. It’s so true. Life is gonna happen. Our spouse and his/her body is supposed to be our refuge and our getaway. We are supposed to use sex as our release, our pleasure, and our safe place where nothing else matters.

I hope this helps someone today! I’m gonna take my own advice when he gets back home! 


Product Review: Jimmy Jane Iconic Pocket Vibrator

Since being married, I haven’t been able to play with my toys as much… Nor have I really needed to. But when Jimmy Jane had their End of the Year sale and had the Iconic Pocket vibrator for $5 from the original $35?! I couldn’t pass that up at all.

So I purchased the pocket vibe, and it arrived a few days later. I’m used to my Jimmy Jane Iconic Bullet, but since this one was a bit pricier, I wanted to find out why. The bullet has pretty strong vibrations, which I love. Other bullets I’ve tried were just… Weak and useless. Pissed me off. The pocket vibe arrived in typical Jimmy Jane fashion, a plain brown box that encased my vibrator, which was wrapped in white tissue paper with a pink JJ sticker on it. The vibe was inside a box with a photo of it, and a single double A battery was sent with it. Score.

This vibe is a good size, maybe 4 inches, with a head that has 4 little nubs on the top. You twist the bottom to open, turn off, and power on. I didn’t really like the fact that it only has one power setting, as I’m used to multiple, but I figured it might be ok.

Once I put the battery in, I powered it on. It’s not as quiet as the rest of my toys, which was new as well. The vibration was very powerful for it to be a small toy! It was pretty impressive. On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most powerful vibrator ever, I would probably rank it at an 8. I was trying to figure out when I was gonna get a chance to use this thing since Hubs and I are together every day. So, I took care of him, then I would be free to take care of myself.

I went in the bathroom, closed the door, and turned it on. Hubs was in the bedroom in the bed, roughly 7 feet away from the bathroom. He said he couldn’t really hear it on the other side of the door. Guess it just sounds pretty loud when you’re close to it, but that’s a good thing you can’t hear it farther away.

For a clitoral vibrator, this thing does the job. I personally prefer a strong vibe, but this one is the first that I’ve tried that is TOO strong. I typically pull back my clitoral hood and work directly on the clitoris, but the Iconic Pocket was too strong for that, to the point that it was painful. I decided to try with the toy just on the clitoral hood, and it worked perfectly fine. The orgasm was great, but took a bit of time (as I did this solely for research purposes and was analyzing everything… Lol). When I finished, I told Hubs that it felt like the sensation of my ears ringing, but on my crotch. He laughed at me… I was so serious. You ever sit in a massage chair too long and your back starts tingling and sort of itching? That’s how it felt. STRONG.

The Iconic Pocket was an awesome vibrator overall. It provided some amazing vibration and is compact enough to be hidden or taken in your purse. Of course I wish it had more than one power level, but it gets the job done regardless. I think I may still love the Iconic Bullet a little more, but this one will more than suffice!

– K. P.

FML Friday

It’s been a long time since I’ve been absolutely mortified. Today was one of those days.

So I had to replace my wedding band because a couple of stones are missing, and the new one was being shipped. I couldn’t find the tracking info either, but I knew it was being sent to my dad’s house via FedEx.

I also forgot that I had other packages sent to my dad’s house.

So he texts me today, telling me that I have a small package that arrived today via FedEx. He asked if I wanted him to open it, I said “Yeah!” I was so excited!!!

He texts me back…


Sigh. My vibrator from JimmyJane arrived via FedEx… I didn’t know. OH MY GOODNESS. I could have died.

Moral of the story: open your own mail.

That is all.

-K. P.


It’s 2015 y’all!!! We made it to another year! My resolution is…

Ok I lied. I don’t do resolutions… However, Hubs and I made an agreement for a sexual goal this year. Today starts our first New Year as a married couple, and we are gonna do what married folk do.

Our goal? Have sex a minimum of 300 days of this coming year. If not 300 days, 300 times. Doable? I think yes. I’m excited!!! Hubs is too. Of course we are gonna continue to explore and expand and enjoy each other. This is gonna be amazing!!!

What are your sexual resolutions? Of you don’t have one, figure one out!

-K. P.

My Fave Sex Toy Company is Having a Sale… I’m Sharing The Love

Y’all. One of my favorite brands, Jimmy Jane, is having a year-end sale.


The best bullet vibrator I’ve ever had is by them. It’s called the Iconic Bullet, and it’s on sale for $5 (normally $16). The Iconic Pocket, another clitoral vibrator, is on sale for $5 as well, and is normally $35. There are rabbit vibrators available, butt plugs, men’s toys, bondage tape (it’s $5 too), and two GORGEOUS whips that are dual function.

Check it all out here!!!

Hop on the sale! Hope this helps some of y’all!


Happy Holidays!!!

I know I’ve been missing lately, life has been crazy! I plan to explain everything that’s happened lately in a future post… But for now…


Celebrate with your family and friends, and celebrate under a mistletoe with your lover.

Eat candy canes off of each other. Rise him wearing a Santa hat. I don’t know… Something festive.

Enjoy the holidays, y’all!

-K. P.

Late Night Thoughts – 12.7.14

I’m thrilled that we currently have a 3 or 4 night streak going on with sex. Only reason I noticed was because I was wondering why I’ve been so nice.

“I’ll wake you up in the morning, baby. What time do you need me to get you up? Oh, I’ll get up at 0645, put on clothes, run down and grab you breakfast, and make sure you’re fed.”

I might as well have offered to suck his toes and iron his clothes for the next week. I’m too BALLER for this.

Moral of this story: happy wife, happy life. And apparently sex equals happiness, which equals me being less of a horrid bitch as often.

Are you nicer to your partner/spouse after a romp or two? What’s the longest sex streak you’ve had where you had sex EVERY DAY? A week? Two days? A month? (That’s excessive.)

– K. P.

Review: Sliquid Natural Lubricant

Ok folks.

Lube isn’t one of those things that you just automatically NEED because our bodies make enough lubrication (typically). Sometimes things are beyond our control, and we end up needing some extra help, or just wanna add some flair to our sex life. I, personally, had to start using lube after my abortion procedure, which made sex painful for a long time and made me dry for a WHILE. I kept going to my GYN and they couldn’t figure it out, and just told me to use a good lube during sex.

Me, being the health freak that I am, decided I would ONLY use natural and organic lube. I went on a quest to find some GOOD organic lube, and when it comes to my vagina, I don’t mind shelling out some money for a good product. Astroglide is ok, but we have to reapply a few times, and it feels a tad oily. KY is just disgusting and there is nothing natural about it. Good Clean Love’s natural lube is pretty good, but is more like a gel and I wanted something a little more slick. Then I came across Sliquid Organics, which is a brand dedicated to ONLY organic and natural lubricants. I contacted the company and they sent out a few samples for us to try out.

Let me say that this brand is the absolute BEST lube brand we have come across. Sliquid has a number of different lubes in the natural category, and the same ones in the organic category. They also have a whole line of flavored lubes for oral sex. My FAVORITE of the bunch is the Sliquid Oceanics. It contains carrageenan, or seaweed extract, to provide extra slip and more skin healing properties, which is good if you’re prone to infection or enjoy more friction during sex, like we do.

The company sent us Sliquid Sassy, which is the usual natural composition but is thickened with plant cellulose to make it thicker, mostly for anal sex. It is made to last longer and stay in place. Hubs and I don’t engage in anal, but I sometimes do have to reapply once during sex. We haven’t gotten to the Sassy yet because we’ve been using everything else, but we will put it to use tonight.

We also tried the Sliquid Organics Sensations, which is like a warming/cooling lubricant made to heighten sensation. It contains aloe leaf juice, vitamin E, and green tea, but also menthol, which adds to the cooling feeling. It did heighten the sensation during sex, and it was pleasurable! Unlike the Fire and Ice condoms I hear of often… My ex roommate said they burn and to never use them. Noted.

There were a few more samples to try, from a hybrid lube formulated with silicone for longer lasting slick (a natural one and an organic one) to O Gel, which is made to heighten clitoral stimulation. Sliquid also has a line of flavored lubricants called Sliquid Swirl, once again all natural. There’s a pink lemonade one that seems like it may be sorta tasty!

Sliquid is my FAVORITE brand for lubricant. My vagina is VERY sensitive as I’ve written about before, and she hates everything. But, none of their lubes have irritated me, given me any infection, or cause any trouble. Added bonus that they’re all natural and/or organic! They all feel natural as well; they don’t clump up with use, and the feeling of the gel mimics my own natural wetness. It’s a perfect fit.

I am feeling pretty sexy tonight. So sexy, that I may even do Hubs’s favorite move. That SHOWS how hot I’m feeling, because I’m a lazy ass. Sliquid has definitely made me feel more feminine and like less of a sexual failure when my body isn’t working properly. Thanks y’all!

– K. P.